The Sceptic's Tarot

Do you remember the bad jokes AI made about tarot cards? I have more! (Stop now if you want to avoid a headache.)

Oh, and by the way, the image is also by AI. You can tell, can't you?

Now, if you decide to continue, take a deep breath ....

Why did the Fool refuse to settle down? Because commitment wasn't in the cards!

(A bit lame, I think. Maybe they get better ....)

I asked my tarot reader if my love life would improve. She pulled the Death card. Guess my type is tall, dark, and reaper!

I had a tarot reading last night—the Lovers, the Devil, and the Tower. So apparently my weekend is going to be wild!

(Groan)

I asked my tarot deck about my dating life. It refused to answer. Turns out, even cards have boundaries!

(Psychological or psychopathic?)

Why did the Empress call off her date? The guy had zero abundance—just bad vibes and an empty wallet!

(Really, can they get even worse? Yes, they can!)

What did the Hierophant say at the wild party? "I foresee ... regret. But first, shots!"

 

Why doesn't the Hermit like speed dating? Too many cards on the table—he prefers to shuffle solo.

 

The Devil, the Lovers, and the Wheel of Fortune walked into a bar .... It was one hell of a night.

(AI seems to have an obsession with the Devil!)

I asked my tarot deck if my crush likes me back. I pulled the Moon. So either yes, or I'm being completely delusional.

 

Why did my tarot reader cancel our session? Apparently, she saw it coming.

(I'm sure you saw that one coming!)

Why did the Magician break up with the High Priestess? She kept playing hard to read.

(Nearly done ....)

Why don't tarot readers ever get lost? Because they always have the Chariot ... and sometimes GPS.

Well, there you go. Hope they gave you a chuckle. Now, let normality resume!

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